Richard.Toes scuffed from his motorcycle shifter.
"I would NEVER wear pointy shoes. Feh."
Boss Fail.Toes scuffed from kicking everyone around all day long.
"These are hot. You wish you had a pair."
Johan.Toes not scuffed, because they are socks.
"Real men wear mandals in the office."
Charlie (of course).Toes scuffed from shuffling up to the salad bar.
"Real dancers always wear white socks with black shoes. Haven't you seen Audrey Hepburn in "Funny Face? Or the king of pop himself, Michael Jackson. Shooot."
"Mandals"? I object to the term "mandals." It implies that women effectively own the sandals domain when, in reality, men and women alike have worn sandals for tens of thousands of years.
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